- I wake up to crying
- I constantly have to follow someone around and clean up their mess
- Food and drink are always all over Maggie's face that I have to wipe up.
- I am constantly battling a hot mess on Maggies hair. Pulling out bits of wax (in Maggies case from crayons....god only knows where famous people's debri is from), and untangling knots.
- Maggie is always trying to make phone calls and I have to try to stop her. (Like drunk dialing)
- I can rarely understand what Maggie is saying
- All though I can rarely understand what Maggie is saying, I agree and smile encouragingly!
- Maggie is moody
- When we go in public places, I worry about her running off and breaking/stealing things
- We watch the same movies over and over (because she forgot she just saw them)
- Maggie whines and pouts to get her way (I truly understand why adults stop hearing high frequency noises as they age. It is a defense mechanism)
- Maggie will spontaneously fall down, and I have to help her up
- Maggie does not care that she spontaneously falls down
- Maggie has no regard for personal space and often tries to sit in strangers laps
- Maggie needs assistance to the bathroom, but rarely makes it in time
- Maggie can not drive for she has no license
- Maggie would like to drive, and would if I let her
- Maggie can not write clearly and often "misses" the paper
- I love Maggie very much and hope she does not fire me
Mary and (the perfect) Beast
Friday, September 23, 2011
How being a mom to Maggie is like being a drunk celebrity's personal assistant
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I love this post! Hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteThis is hysterical! Thanks for starting my Saturday with a good laugh!
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